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| Taoism- Confucianism- Buddhism- Zen- Hinduism- Islam- Alchemist- Materialism- Hedonist- Cartesian- Platonian- Pythagorean- Socrates- Protestant- Catholicism- Charismatic Catholicism- Judaism- New Age (affirmation)- (alternative)- (further alternative)- Holistic- Atheism- Agnosticism- Rastarfarianism- Jehovah's witnesses- Mormon- Baptist- Unitarian- Iraqi Baathist- Voodoo- Televangelism- Moonism |
shit happens Confucius. He says "shit happens" If shit happens, it is not really shit What is the sound of shit happening? This shit happened before if shit happens, it is the will of Allah we'll find a way to transform shit into gold where is the fucking paper?? "Aaaaah..." I shit therefore I am It's only the shadow of shit Food square plus Drink square equals shit square I don't know shit Shit won't happen if we work harder If shit happens I deserve it Shit happens because you deserve it,but we love you anyway. Why does shit always happen to me? Shit does not happen to me This shit isn't really shit if I believe its chocolate I create my own shit If shit doesn't happen, be patient I don't believe in shit What is this shit? Let's roll up this shit and smoke it There is only a limited amount of good shit Hey, there's more shit over here You are shitting all wrong and you'll be punished for it Go ahead, shit anywhere you want Oh, shit, shit doesn't just happen, somebody dumped it on you Your tax deductive donation could make this shit stop happening lets shit all together |
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Up coming Workshops
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